the night i took mercifulcraplady's ass virginity

evil_hero 5/19/2017 6:22:53 PM
although we had been dating and banging for awhile, and in spite of her ass being her #1 feature, i had yet to penetrate her butthole. this needed to change! and quick! i started tossing a finger and a thumb in there more often, with great results. one night we were hammered (ok we were hammered most nights) but this night i was two fingering her ass and i just knew she was ready. so i said "you're ready" and she just plopped over on her side with her ass towards me. using lube i was able to get it in but i was worried i was hurting her. i quickly got over that and started pounding away.

she flipped around and mounted me, and started rear riding. i came in her ass and she had to run naked down a hallway to the bathroom. i specifically remember a male roommate of mine, sitting in his door way watching. he never got laid so it was probably the best thing he had seen in awhile.

later she told me when she eventually took a shit it was all mashed up hahaha but i never found anything gross!

a year or two later after our relationship had ended she came over one time when i was unbelievably drunk. she made me a pbnj sandwich and we went from making out to straight rear. her ass was so perfect but i did feel bad later when she said she felt used.
evil_hero 5/19/2017 6:24:52 PM
mcl would have banged webmaster. or possibly did!

hey webby if youre reading this, did you bang her? you could have
willy_wanker 5/19/2017 6:33:27 PM
jesus christ dude, this dumb ass message board is the highlight of your life
hussie 5/19/2017 6:34:42 PM
pics or it didn't happen
d0thack 5/19/2017 6:35:06 PM
Nobody cares dog. You banged some half brained broad off a message board. Cool.
brad_marchand 5/19/2017 8:36:35 PM
17% hard
celine 5/19/2017 8:41:23 PM
Wanker nailed it. This dude is like 35 pining about that one time he made sex on a messageboard
kort 5/19/2017 8:49:23 PM
excellente muy bueno!!!
simon_belmonT 5/19/2017 8:53:17 PM
I can hardly remember details from the last time I had sex much less one time like 10 years ago
simon_belmonT 5/19/2017 8:53:34 PM
Also the last time was 10 years ago
themoustachemassacre 5/19/2017 8:56:52 PM
I'm with Simon. I barely recall details of regular sex, let alone drunken sex exploits. It's just drunk and sweating and mashing bodies and orifices and that about sums up everything.