"In fact, I love him so much I even look like him."
30 year old Ocean Springs, MI resident Jared Moran flashes the largest shit eating grin you ever saw when he pronounces the name of his hero.
"What many people fail to realize is that it's pronounced Varj, with a J at the end, but really soft. I'm deciphering his last name too. I'm not there yet, but soon."
He smiles again, sending a rancid odor of equal parts cheap rye and unwashed hobo cock across the room.
