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yasaf 21 hours ago

Mortiis

yasaf 21 hours ago

The original sucked and so shall this one.

yasaf 21 hours ago

How about you play a show inside of an Iron Maiden while freezing to death in The Himalayas, faggot.

yasaf 22 hours ago

we should all get fatman software for our phones.

yasaf 22 hours ago

boy toucher

yasaf 22 hours ago

silverfuck 5/23/2013 3:13:02 PM
xSHAT_CREWx 5/23/2013 3:11:24 PM
silverfuck 5/23/2013 3:07:49 PM
You're alcoholic. Go away.

dude i'm pretty sure you are too, you're just the sad quiet boring alcoholic who sits in the dark sipping wine while perusing his obscure books, and then maybe coming here for your daily abuse, i've seen your liquor stashes in that photobucket account, you have more pics of liquor than i do

the difference between me and you is that im an angry, violent, sometimes fun, outgoing drunk

youre just a sad clown

Those pics are over five years old. You think I still have that booze?

Of course not, you drank it all. Try to keep up.

yasaf 22 hours ago

delete

yasaf 22 hours ago

"Alex, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to let you go. For being too slow. Just kidding, it's because you're a hideous pederast and we got tired of explaining the kiddie porn on your hard drive."

yasaf 22 hours ago

How did your boss go about firing you for being a deranged pervert? Did he have you escorted from the grounds by security?

yasaf 22 hours ago

Trind, enough about me, let's talk about you. I want you to explain, down to the smallest detail, the circumstances surrounding your unemployment.

yasaf 22 hours ago

In addition to the uncertainty around so much that has to do with studies, I can not let go of the focus from a certain person in my vicinity, closer definitely a girl on my course. It is not very likely that she is reading this, and if this is true I do not care it honestly, for now I'm tired of pondering and over analyze things. Obviously, I can not blame her for my neurotic personality, but I still feel I have been pleasant, courteous and respectful during that time we've known each other (since last fall). What it boils down to is that I need to tell her that I'm sorry if I exposed her to discomfort by being too "pushy" in my suggestions for socializing outside the school environment. I do very well that it is also in the message can not say, or behind (and between) the man actually said. Now it has gone so far that I still would not exchange to meet this girl private, and I do not think she would have nothing of me. The train has already gone; ceiling has already passed. Now it is only a question of prestige for me, and yes, I admit: I am a principled bastard. But maybe I can teach her something? I'm ok with not being more than a neuter for her, as it is for most people, but what I fucking do not accept this is nonsense "Of course I do ... clearly we'll have a beer ... someday." Either you want, and then suggest you some time, or at least easier for me when I suggest one, or you do not want and then you say it. It's hard sometimes, but believe me, you will get so much more respect from the other party. Though it might not matter in this case? Regardless, I think I deserve straight pipes, although I am aware that it rarely works so in reality. It's just that there are so many exciting things with this person, so many things I should have explored so many different emotions she has given rise to, and then I do not talk about that I'm in love with her or want to sleep with her . Sadly, she'll probably never understand.

I've been insanely much anxiety this weekend, but the good thing is that at least I know who to say is responsible for what. That's the benefit to ponder themselves helplessly drunk: In all apartment intrampade footsteps of size 42 is still small epifanier (if any) and insights. The physical notch in the stalls will be - in this light - almost comical. Strange, yes, but logical. I like it.

the creepiest thing i have ever read. you send chills down my spine.

yasaf 22 hours ago

no, celine, no one, anywhere, is ever going to read that, wring out a jock strap over your face.

yasaf 22 hours ago

and you touch little boy's pee pees, at least in your daydreams.

yasaf 22 hours ago

silverfuck, your hairline looks like the crypt keeper's.

yasaf 22 hours ago

I'm glad to see you making jokes, willy_wanker, it's good to have a sense of humor.

yasaf 22 hours ago

Alex Nordstrom? Is that his name? Am I spelling it right?

Yeah, that dude is seriously fucking batty.

yasaf 22 hours ago

well my goodness! i'm certainly not going to read anything in this thread, but lest we forget: Trind, it doesn't matter how many theads you make, you're still a child molester.

yasaf 22 hours ago

i wrote that.

yasaf 22 hours ago

also, here is a little known fact about me: i once worked at arby's. i think i was 19 years old and got fired for being too slow or something like that.

i worked with this dumb, wannabe gangster Philipino (sp?) kid named Vance who smoked weed behind the dumpster and asked me if i knew where any parties were every day. even though i never knew where any parties were.

so one day, the stupid milkshake machine ran out of milkshake mix and the manager told Vance to go get a new bag of mix so that the fat, old people could have their jamocha milkshakes. So Vance dutifully went to the back, secured a gigantic bag of horseradish sauce, and dumped the whoe thing into the milkshake machine. it took us days to clean the thing out.

There was a mentally handicapped guy named Henry who worked there with horrible acne and tufts of hair sticking out from under his hat who had an insanely high pitched voice and ran around the store for the rest of the day cackling about the horsey sauce in the milkshake machine. Then he blew his nose with the roast beef.

yasaf 22 hours ago

is quequay sort of like flamingo_man now?

yasaf 15 days ago

brand_new_dick_face 5/8/2013 1:59:38 PM
yes, it can. particularly if its posted by the webmaster of the website. The statement was made as if it were true and newsworthy. It is, per se, false. It accuses a man of something unrelated. As such, it is libel/slander depending on the medium presented.

shut the fuck up, celine.

YASAF 16 days ago

news only posters in general should be killed.

YASAF 16 days ago

You're still here.

YASAF 16 days ago

black jacob is one of the all time worst.

YASAF 16 days ago

The news comments are absolutely horrendous. I'm going to hire a fucking undercover cop to murder 98% percent of your patrons.

yasaf 27 days ago

and kosovo was a booming metropolis.

yasaf 29 days ago

Everyone posting in this thread should rip out their fingernails.

yasaf 29 days ago

He forgot to clean his condo and recoup last week and will consequently be doing both this week to make up for lost time.

yasaf 40 days ago

oh hey man

yasaf 40 days ago

weebl

yasaf 51 days ago

mike ness likes this thread.

yasaf 51 days ago

in_torment_in_bob_evans

yasaf 51 days ago

I will flush you down the toilet myself if I have to.

yasaf 51 days ago

Very good! It's that awesome guy who posts funny stuff!

yasaf 54 days ago

yeah, lots of stupid and boring posts coming from this guy, i'm afraid.

yasaf 61 days ago

xSHAT_CREWx 3/23/2013 4:00:53 PM

haters hatin on my aviators
haters hatin on my top lip crater
roaming grade school halls
like my name be ac slater
askin little boys
if they want to hit the arcade later
that spot in between a boys buttcheeks
call me a space invader
i devour tiny dicks like irish devour taters
you can catch me below a 5 year olds equator
yeah thats because im the alex nystrom aka
great fellator
goin down on 5 and 4 like elevators
birthday party crasher, celebrator
seen and shown more disney than an animator
now im gonna respond with some bullshit that'll need a shit post translator

lol

yasaf 61 days ago

that's great, zordon.

yasaf 61 days ago

delete.

yasaf 61 days ago

oh, black flag knock off shirts, very cool, i'll take a dozen.

yasaf 61 days ago

Smash your head in with a blunt object (think, a cinder block, fire hydrant, baseball bat) and then cut it off with somethin sharp (think, a machete, a bandsaw, a meat cleaver) you fucking faggot.

yasaf 61 days ago

....the time he got his dick "a lil fat."

yasaf 61 days ago

lololol i love cut_their_fucking_brains. Let's turn this into a funny-stuff-he-did-thread and salvage this trainwreck.

yasaf 61 days ago

ian mackaye broke edge by huffing a jar of jenkem.

yasaf 61 days ago

dude, real boring thread, delete this one and then make one that doesn't blow.

yasaf 61 days ago

Fuck you, MeatDelivery, fuck yourself in the ass with a cactus.

yasaf 61 days ago

Wipe your faggot fucking ass with this "zine."

yasaf 61 days ago

flush 3/20/2013 4:39:10 PM

Making threads asking if anyone liked any dope hardmetal when I was 15.


you're 17 now.

yasaf 63 days ago

you should consider buying a pineapple and shoving it up your ass, faggot.

yasaf 63 days ago

I thought this was a William blake thread, delete.

yasaf 63 days ago

haha, trind was here but he cleft lmao wooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo