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seriousloser 15 hours ago

Covering someone's route today and I get to the store and there's almost nowhere to back into or unload. I go inside to ask the guy where they usually do it at and he said that the door is blocked by construction equipment and that I need to unload in the front of the store. I see a spot, a REALLY tight spot, but I figured I'd take my time and back it in. Right as Im starting to back in, this asshole pulls up directly next to me and parks pretty much right up on me. He then gets out of the car, gives me the waving arm motion like I'm doing something wrong and goes inside to store. As I'm watching that guy and think to myself wtf I hit the curb, hop up, and back directly into the artic ice freezer and completely f*ck up my number, door latch, door, and the freezer. Now my boss is out here handling shit with the owner and I'm gonna get wrekt.

seriousloser 20 hours ago

No man, that's not me, its....uh.... Stacy

seriousloser 20 hours ago

Halsey complaining about hotels not providing black hair products is cringe worthy

seriousloser 20 hours ago

Lol

seriousloser 20 hours ago

Another rapper Jimmy Wopo died from a drive by last night

seriousloser 1 day ago

But it drives me nuts every time I see some cute 30+ blonde chick on a dating website and a good 60% of them have a black baby. Where the f*ck are the dad's at?

seriousloser 4 days ago

Hell yeah m00k that's the stuff

seriousloser 4 days ago

Traded away my Saturday AM route to some dude who wanted extra hours. I was getting a solid 50+ hours a week so now I'll be back to a normal work week

seriousloser 4 days ago

Feeling good right now goat

Ask me anything

seriousloser 4 days ago

Never squeezed a poop to death, but years ago I was staying with a girlfriend for the first time and had to ahit really bad. Once I looked in the toilet I thought it was too big to go down, so I fished through her bathroom trash for an empty toilet paper roll and used that to chop the turd up. And yes, I had to reach my hand in the water to do that.

seriousloser 6 days ago

Not*

Holy fck I take you iphone

seriousloser 6 days ago

Trading now teasing

seriousloser 6 days ago

Is it really worth teasing away a first round pick along with players for Kevin Love? I don't watch the NBA, but anytime I do and I see him on (the finals) he's just the average white dude on the court getting harassed.

seriousloser 7 days ago

Some may remember when I talked about a kid I punched in the head and imprinted the words 2xtreme in his forehead....well, this guy keeps trying to be my friend now. Kept adding my on Facebook and sending me messages and shit. I added him a while ago and all he did was post memes so I deleted him. Well now he sends me a message saying I'm dead to him and whatever happens next happens because God wanted it to. Then I had mutual friends message me and tell me he needed my new address and started posting weird statuses. Now I'm in on edge because there was a truck with a flordia plate on it a few houses down and as I left for work someone was just chilling in it.

If this is my last post I love you all, except for Celine.

seriousloser 7 days ago

I wish these made it mandatory for you to put whether you have a mental illness or not.

I went on a date with this gorgeous chick last night and she seemed really cool throughout the messaging process, but in person she was a complete nutcase.

seriousloser 10 days ago

Ugh someone didn't show up to work today and now I'm splitting his route, in addition to my own work.

seriousloser 11 days ago

Need your contact info

seriousloser 11 days ago

There was this girl, I remember her so vividly, her name was Lisa Weninger, gorgeous younger white girl with shoulder length brown hair, a wicked smile, gorgeous blue eyes. She was a bad girl and I was in love with her, and apparently she was in love with me and I was the only one who could melt her icy heart. She kept telling me she cared for me deeply but it was best for us to stay apart before she would kiss me and hug me and not let go.

She was the true meaning of a dream girl and I must find whoever she is.

seriousloser 11 days ago

I have one. The only game I have is Rayman, and once I beat that i haven't touched it.

Considering selling it.

seriousloser 11 days ago

I got to my last stop today and realized I was about 30 cases short. Had to retrace my steps and it turns out a display I built at my second stop had them up on the very top.

Because of all of the backtracking and rework, I'm just now leaving for the night, and I need to be back in at 7.

I also got chewed out and my boss told me I need to take our display sheets home and study them because this really fcked us up for the night.

seriousloser 14 days ago

Nothing embarrassing has happened for a while.

seriousloser 15 days ago

Crazy

seriousloser 16 days ago

Hope everyone had a great weekend. Mine was crazy.

seriousloser 17 days ago

Lol

seriousloser 18 days ago

fck, it's not even fender, it's Marshall. Please disregard

seriousloser 18 days ago

Please dont

seriousloser 18 days ago

I think she's Indian. She's got the dark skin, super dark hair, beautiful eyebrows, wait.....fck

That's the fender ad I keep seeing on the side.

seriousloser 18 days ago

RIP SCISSORS7

seriousloser 18 days ago

Someone gave me a steel reserve because they didn't like the taste and this is what happens

seriousloser 19 days ago

-when I was about 9 or 10 I was super shy and my parents took me to a family reunion in Canada and i hid under a table and refused to come out for the group photo. I also had a huge crush on one of my distant cousins. She was cute.

-around the same time my dad got me a boom box for Christmas. I got super mad because it wouldn't work and I kicked it so hard the speaker smashed in. Turns out I put the batteries in the wrong way. My dad took it back to Sears and I was out an expensive present.

-the first CD I ever bought was Dookie. My cousin told my dad it said fck in it and he took that back too.

-i once got booted from McDonald's for being incredibly loud and making jokes about Michael Jackson being white and raping kids. They didn't think it was funny.

-when I was a teenager I used to rub one out in a rather odd way. I basically used my thumb and did circles and applied pressure to the foreskin area. I eventually did it so much that the skin tone and kept sticking to my boxers and I was for sure I had an std

seriousloser 20 days ago

This is suprisingly deep training I'm doing. If all goes well I'll be on the road by myself by the end of the week.

seriousloser 21 days ago

Did I even say that?

seriousloser 21 days ago

Now they're pulling the classic show from syndication on other networks lol

seriousloser 21 days ago

Did y'all hear about how a bar was holding reparations happy hour?

seriousloser 21 days ago

They'd rather turn you into a spitroast and peg your mouth and ass

seriousloser 21 days ago

Big Daddy Yank ft Attractive StpSun, Hotwyfe, Barelee LegUL, Cardi B

seriousloser 21 days ago

Thanks for the update seriousceline

seriousloser 21 days ago

Well, I haven't applied for it yet. I know a guy who transports them to and from carnivals and stuff and he said they're looking for help for the summer. Thought it could be worth looking into.

seriousloser 21 days ago

Lol

seriousloser 21 days ago

Transport company. Does this sound like a good weekend job?

seriousloser 25 days ago

Wrote a note to the police asking if they wanted it to be another Austin type situation.

seriousloser 25 days ago

Lol at you having a mental breakdown every time you see a post from me.

seriousloser 25 days ago

Smartphone and car makers should work together and design a chip that disables everything but emergency calls and navigation once you start your car. Bluetooth can still be enabled for hands free calls and stuff.

seriousloser 25 days ago

Enjoy man

seriousloser 25 days ago

No more stories about my life anymore. I'm just going to broaden my topics from now on.

seriousloser 25 days ago

In Indiana, 2 critically injured. WTF is going on with America.

seriousloser 26 days ago

There goes another strong black man

seriousloser 26 days ago

What ad at the bottom?

seriousloser 26 days ago

Their market is ready to explode any day now. Things are finally starting to look up for them.

seriousloser 26 days ago

Just heard back about my background check and got the official job offer. Starting at $17.50 for 40+ hours per week. My first day is Tuesday and I'm pretty damn excited for this opportunity. I've spent the last few days doing some side work for someone too. Extending their patio with pavers and some landscaping. Getting paid a ton for it. $$$

God is good.


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