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leach 26 days ago

Hey, I like a couple of Riff Raff songs!

leach 26 days ago

I wish I knew who you were so that I could fucking hate you.

leach 26 days ago

They were a band!

leach 33 days ago

hey camille, anyone else you want to stab in the back? yeah, your pride DOES get in the way. like right now, you don't even understand the damage you're doing.

goodbye, guys. i swear, you won't see me on here again.

leach 33 days ago

adam, leave this board before you make a bigger fool out of yourself for acting so aggresively against people who just want you to see that you dont need to take ernesto seriously

leach 33 days ago

i expect nothing out of god. i expect decency from the people i thought were my friends. with one exception, it has been totally absent.

leach 33 days ago

leach, this argument didn't escalate because i posted on god's thread. this argument has been going on for two years, and none of you noticed -- and this is something that i find amazing. it was so obvious and you either didn't notice or didn't care; either way, it highlights a self-centered viewpoint and a willingness to turn on one's associates for no reason. that's bullshit.


i used to love this place because the people here, despite their flaws, seemed to care a little bit about each other. obviously, that's not the case. you can have your messageboard, lambgoat. i have no need for a pack of jackals as friends.

leach 33 days ago

there's a difference between not being able to take it and just being tired of taking it.

why should i "take it" anymore? that doesn't sound like very much fun, does it? wouldn't you just give up after a while too? don't make it out to seem as if i can't take it because of some character flaw. i just would rather have a venue for talking to friends that doesn't include constant, pointless abuse.

leach 33 days ago

evil hero --

i AM leaving. and like i said, it's really easy for you to say "words on a screen! words on a screen!" because you haven't been harrassed endlessly every time you try to post. i'm not leaving because my feelings are hurt, dude. that's not what it's about.

i'm leaving because it's just not fucking worth it to me. you guys aren't worth it to me.

leach 33 days ago

cactus --

you seem to think that this isn't something that happens every god damn day. i can't post here without being harassed. that's unpleasant, and i'm not gonna deal with it anymore.

the reason i made this thread in the first place was to vent. then, it was to explain my decision. now, it's just killing time for a little while. i truly hope that at some point in the future you realize who you traded me for. i hope you guys all like ernesto a lot.

leach 33 days ago

actually, maroof, i would argue that if someone perpetrates an unreasonable and sustained attack on another, the community has a responsibility to step in.

leach 33 days ago

quacky --

let me draw an analogy. imagine that every day, without fail, while you are walking your dog or going to work or just trying to relax, this guy shows up and starts screaming nonsense, accusations and lies at the top of his lungs, so that all the neighbors can hear.

leach 33 days ago

the thing that pisses me off, more than any other one thing, is that he knows i can't get to him where he is. he's safe and protected because no one would go to the effort of finding him. so he feels like he can say whatever he wants. it's the pure fucking cowardice of it that gets to me, and it really makes me want to fly to chicago and kick his teeth in. i don't know why, exactly. i can tell you that he's the only thing in the world i'd ever derive pleasure from maiming.

leach 33 days ago

i am dead serious. he can have what he wants. i just want to never encounter him again. it should be a measure of exactly how deep my hatred for him runs, that i would be willing to give up lambgoat just to get away from him. you guys are great. i'd love to stay and post and never have to worry about it. but the fact of the matter is that i know he'll be back, because he doesn't have anywhere else to go, and i refuse to be around him ever again.

p.s. you guys do realize, by the way, that he hates all of you, right? i remember him saying it several times when he got drunk or pretended to drink or whatever. i wish i had it c+p'd, it was something like "i only come here because no one else tolerates me, i hate every one of you."

leach 33 days ago

yes, i'm quitting until such time as ernesto finally cuts his own throat or is run off the board in a grubbs-like fashion.




i know he'll read this, and i know he'll try to claim victory. remember: every day i don't have to encounter him, *i* win and you lose, because the kid is a fucking cancer and as far as i can tell absolutely no one here would want him as a friend. he's worthless, and having to acknowledge his existence has become distasteful to me. i find him revolting. :)

leach 33 days ago

let me make this absolutely clear:

i had never hated anyone until i had the misfortune to cross paths with this social retard. i can honestly say now that i hate ernesto. it feels good. it's the kind of feeling where as long as the person stays far away from you, you could care less, but you know that if you ever meet this person you will use every tool and trick at your command to inflict pain upon him. i will rip his fucking throat out if i get the chance. there is absolutely nothing redeeming about him. garbage wrapped in skin. a total fucking waste of genetic material, valuable resources, and time.

fucking subhuman.

okay, i'm done venting. peace out, lambgoat. if you ever get rid of that cancer, maybe i'll come back. but not before. the knowledge that i'll never have to deal with that faggot again is worth a million leeroy jenkins videos.







all right times up, lets do this.

leach 33 days ago

i'm almost thankful to have met him. now i know the absolute lowest point a human can reach. i have never met anyone as pathetic, ignorant, pompous, self-centered, egotistical, pretentious, self-pitying, unsympathetic, decietful, weak, cowardly, and useless as ernesto.

now, everyone i meet will be better than him.

leach 33 days ago

hey. yeah, this is for real. ernesto wins, okay? it's me or him and obviously he doesn't have anything else to do, so i'm leaving. ernesto, it would make me happy to hear of your suicide, so please get it done with soon.

leach 33 days ago

Somebody used my name?

leach 33 days ago

to deny that lambgoat is a de facto community is to ignore reality.

bleach 113 days ago

I need to sell my brick of Westvleteren 12

leach 225 days ago

Are people trying to buy boats, I don't understand

leach 277 days ago

Yeah, I think he needs to show more respect to Jon, truth.

leach 277 days ago

I don't know, people seem to hate on him. He likes lasagna. I like lasagna.

leach 277 days ago

That cat has got it going on.

leach 291 days ago

"YEAH, I FARTED AND THAT SHIT STINKS."

leach 6/11/2012 8:54:32 PM

Submarine - 8/10. Wes Anderson by way of Jared Hess. Not as bad as that sounds. Lower-class style. Stylistic, sure, but it doesn't get in the way. It doesn't become the predominant feature of the movie. Performed well, a soul in the center, well-decorated as it may be. It's a nice house, lived in.




Shut Up Little Man! - 7/10. Manages to pull a full movie out of a small experience. Sometimes its stretched thin, sometimes the new and interesting angles aren't sat on. Or: sometimes it talks about things too much and sometimes it doesn't talk about things enough. It asks interesting questions and then doesn't answer them. That's okay. But I'll give it a great compliment: it makes you curious, and then it satisfies that curiosity. It feels complete.




Stalker - 7/10. It takes too long to get to a good conversation.




Jackass 3D - 7.5/10. They look old. As in, I feel bad watching what feels like old people trying to make money by causing themselves pain. And then you get over it and it's funny as shit.




Moonrise Kingdom - 6.5/10. Maaaaan. I'm no Wes Anderson fan, but his last two movies showed a level of storytelling-beyond-style that I ain't seen in his others. I was hoping for some degree of maturing his style but naw, bitch just doubled down on what comes easy. It's all aesthetic. It's all designed to look good, to sound good, but ain't no thought been put into meaning. Everyone's cast because of their appearance. It comes close to having something, in small moments, but his aesthetic overload, his constant filmmaking means a bunch of characters who get in the way of the few interesting ones. Every detail is seemed to be important, everybody's got to have a cutesy fucking name. Ain't everybody got to have a story, dog. Just the people in the front.



Mon Oncle - 3/10. Man, fuck this slow-ass shit. It's a thirty-minute Charlie Chaplin movie stretched over two hours. Every gag takes forever to unfold. It's an attempt at a silent movie with sound, and to that I'll give it its' points – all of the talking is just for effect. It's just a prop, a sound effect, and that was interesting. The rest wasn't.

leach 5/29/2012 12:43:12 AM

Mulan - 7/10. It's not really talked about and from that era when people stopped caring, but it's surprisingly good. Its songs, mostly. Eddie Murphy's practices his annoying side-character voice. It's annoying. Jackie Chan sings a super-serious version of 'I'll Make A Man Out Of You' on the DVD extras. 




Crazy, Stupid, Love - 7/10. 'The Kids Are Alright' and 'Hitch.' It's very amiable and sometimes funny, but it's got a sticky-sweet core that's partly icky and partly disingenuous. It's easy not to think about it.



The Avengers - 8/10. Fun as shit. Joss Whedon is the star of the movie, but he's also its weakness – a television director's sense of things. It's all big, but it doesn't look or feel big. Some scenes are outright poorly done. Do you think this motherfucker cares?

leach 5/28/2012 11:33:10 PM

Punisher War Zone - 2/10. Dominic Monaghan is a bad actor in everything but 'The Wire.' Just watch 'Death Wish' over this overblown nonsense.



Ghost Rider 2: Spirit Of Vengeance - 4/10. From the directors of Crank? You've caught my eye, little sparkle. Everything they're good at – style, speed… pretty much those two things, I guess – is good. Everything they're not good at – plot – is not good. Whenever it slows down to speak, it fuuuuucking slows down. Everything you need to know about Ghost Rider is in the fucking name  – we want to see a guy with a flaming skull for a face ride a motorcycle. They make it a plot point to take that away altogether. Just shut the fuck up and give us what we want, you pissants. Now's not the time for clever.



The Secret World of Arriety - 8.5/10. An extremely kind and gentle movie, action bros. My favorite of the Miyazaki family (by far) (and he didn't direct this one!). The most linear of the Ghibli movies I've seen, which I desperately needed from the other Ghibli movies I've seen. Quiet and soulful. A slight misstep at the end ruins the beauty of the ambiguity, but fuck it, I'll forgive it. (And apparently it's not in the original version, just tacked on to the American. Anywayz.)



Hunger Games - 6.5/10. Reads like a good first season of a TV show. I wish it was a TV show. What's the use of introducing characters if you can't grow to care about them and then get sad or joyful when you watch them die? Too many people. What seems like scheming is actually just sincerity. Production value of a TV show, too. Fashion is odd – an amalgamation of things, never its own thing. That's the feel of the movie – a whole bunch of shit crammed into two hours, never finding an identity. Katniss is an easy hero. Make her make hard decisions. Make her fight her way through. Things happen around her.




Cabin In The Woods - 8/10. Hello, friends, do you like to have a good time at the movies?



The Girl With Dragon Tattoo - 7.5/10. A very exciting thriller, I just have no idea why she's so fucking important to the whole thing. It's really more of his movie, isn't it? I mean, she's cool, and she adds some sadness and pain, but some of that's just secondary to the primary. Gripes, that's all.



The Raid: Redemption - 7/10. Less fun than it should have been. Fantastic premise, just wish it didn't take itself so seriously. They should've thrown a little bit of comic book in there. A little more 'The Warriors.' I hope America remakes it!

leach 5/28/2012 11:32:35 PM

Dragline, you wrong, bro.

leach 5/28/2012 8:30:23 PM

World's Greatest Dad - 7/10. Robin Williams is friendly and sad and forms something of a person to rally around. Bobcat Goldthwait makes that easy by making everyone else a douchebag. But still. It's a great set-up, it really is, but it stops short of the fences. There's no build-up to that final reveal that makes it seem like it just has to come. Therefore: a fine, competent movie. 



Bronson - 8.5/10. Motherfucker, I loved the fuck out of this. It's like 'Amelie' with a bad guy, which may make it sound worse than it is, but fuck, it fits. There is no way in which I did not love this. Tom Hardy is a fucking star.



Tucker And Dale Vs. Evil - 3/10. Nothing particularly offensive about this, I just ain't find the jokes funny. 



The Hunt For Red October - 5/10. My boy Johnny McTiernan wrings some tension out of the scenario, but only so much.



The Descendants - 7/10. I CANNAE REMEMBER MUH THOUGHTS ON THIS MOVIE. It was reserved, almost too reserved, until that moment at the end when it all came out? Something like that. It's called crescendo, motherfucker.



Gosford Park - 7/10. It's well put-together. I guess that's what Altman does, with all his many parts. He did it again! Yay!




Jarhead - 7/10. It's certainly an interesting movie with all of its middling about. The ennui, as all of the reviewers say. There's just no way to leave this movie without a sense of being unfulfilled because, like, that's what this movie's about, dog.




Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance - 7/10. I hardly remember watching this but I wrote down 7 out of 10, so I'll trust that. I think I got confused by which characters were what characters. Reminded me of 'Blood Simple,' with everything turning bad for everything.

leach 5/28/2012 5:48:49 PM

I think I was attempting to portray the antagonist as something of a stationary object, hard to move, unable to grow – deadwood.

leach 5/28/2012 5:42:13 PM

Intentional!

leach 5/28/2012 5:36:16 PM

Yo, Paranormal Activities 1 and 3 are solid films, log.

leach 5/28/2012 5:35:48 PM

I've only seen Step Up 2: The Streets, friend, and they got some good dancing in that one.

leach 5/28/2012 4:56:39 PM

Notting Hill - 3/10. Why the fuck would anyone fall in love with this bitch?


The Trip - 7/10. It's such a genial and inviting movie that I'd rather choose to forget its stray dressings.


Paranormal Activity 3 - 8/10. Just a fucking master class in making movies, man. Fuck y'all, shit.


Airplane II - 4/10. There are some jokes, but there are a lot of them, and I don't play that ratio game.


Ralph Nader: An Unreasonable Man - 5.5/10. It never manages to define him. It builds him up, good and bad parts, but never manages to show what it is that created him. It needs a bat crashing through his window following the death of his parents at the hands of Crime.


Hugo. - 5/10. It's bad magic. All distraction without any sleight of hand. Such such such potential for a good story in that of George Méliès and it wastes it on squat sentimentality. It forgets its themes. Nothing connects. It's not about a love of movies, it's about some kid trying to 'fix' things. Fuck you, kid. Martin Scorcese only knows how to make unlikeable characters. Fuck him, too.


I Love You Philip Morris. - 7/10. It's fun! Critical analysis yeah!


Cave of Forgotten Dreams. - 4/10. You were boring!


Young Adullt - 6.5/10. Literalism! Everything ties in to its title and character and job description and movie poster and aiyiyiyiyiyiy. It's all a bit too much. But I can be okay with it. The problem as I see it are a lack of a consistent… presentation? I am honestly not sure if I am supposed to laugh when things happen, or if the movie thinks its ending is empowering. Maybe this shit is just really dark and that bitch crazy. I don't know.


Warrior. - 6/10. There's some honest-to-god tension in seeing two estranged brothers go at it, but: Tom Hardy plays it tight-lipped and one-note, Nick Nolte's character is all-but-forgotten, and Joel Edgerton feels the need to fight to save his idyllic two-story home. Yo, bitch? Keep your job as a teacher and buy an affordable house. It is not heroic to fight for something you don't need.


Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol - 5/10. Nobody was having fun. The set pieces deserved a better movie. Something with charm. Something where someone smiled once in a while. Roger Moore-era Bond film, where are we when we need you. 


The Muppets - 7/10. Fun, enjoyable songs. Jason Segel doesn't try to be an actor, which is befuddling. Great character moments but, like all Muppets movies, not a tightly-wound plot. I hope this series someday tries to say something.


Midnight In Paris - 7.5/10. Foot loose, bordering on adorable, doesn't leave you feeling full. That is to say – it doesn't try very hard to accomplish some great task. We know where our final destination is from the outset. There are no real curves or intricacies. But it's nice. It's nice.


Bill Cunningham New York - 6.5/10. Cunningham comes off as adorable and simple. The few occasions where the filmmakers ask interesting questions to get at a little piece of depth are the best in the movie, but they're not poked at. The movie makers seem almost apologetic for having asked those questions in the first place.


The Artist - 7.5/10. The first thirty minutes is mostly notable for how well-thought out it is. Those thirty minutes, more than the movie that follows, captures the idea of these old movies as these magical things where every prop can possibly co-star. After that, it loses its ideas and meanders on and Jean Dujardin has a beautiful smile, but it doesn't make a great movie.

leach 12/1/2011 4:43:31 PM

Oh, fuck it.