Search Message Board
In an effort to keep our message board database at a manageable size, we regularly delete old topics and posts. If you can't find something, there's a good chance that it no longer exists on our site. And no, we cannot recover deleted posts. Sorry.
Loading
- OR -
Most recent results for Shoe_Salesman:
shoe_salesman 11 hours ago
I'd rather have some fried chicken than some stupid purée of gay with caviar and gay
shoe_salesman 11 hours ago
I have every cookbook Paula deen has ever released
shoe_salesman 11 hours ago
If you can prove you have checked into here, we are both going to pay 50/50 each for your bills, it's in Windsor
shoe_salesman 20 hours ago
i know, i know it is, i just, i just
shoe_salesman 20 hours ago
right there with ya hussie, i have had a rough rough rough couple months with numerous girls i've been in love with that have treated me like shit by only seeing me as a friend, the best thing to do is just clear them from your life, unfried or block them on facebook, stop being friends with their friends, dont go anywhere they go, just make a new life for yourself and forget the past, push the past so deep down into your brain that they never existed, you fucking cunt do you realize how bad you hurt me? you fucking spoiled bitch
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
no he's not...the dude from incubus, pharrell williams, that guy from bon iver
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
i don;t understand why everyone likes him
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
fucking christ
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
yes?
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
interview or whatever
totally forgot captain asked this
Captain: What happens when you fuse the brutalness of death metal with the emotion of hardcore?
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
"Check out the Ballpark Grillmasters, and these little microwave roast beef dinners by Hormel. Fucking unbelievable."
-greg puciato
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
yea theyll like jump around, leave the ground, land on ground, leave the ground, land on ground
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
dude, you need to go to treatment
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
from what i believe on average they travel about 35 mph, but they can of course go faster, or they can jump around, or they might just stay in one spot and hardly move at all
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
i have before a bunch of times in minnesota, but of course it depends like if it is moving diagonally towards you, like coming from your left
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
geez, lambgoat is gayer than me now
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
i'm bisexual moron
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
do it doesnt it sounds french or something
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
even the 50% of me that is gay doesn't like this dumb fucking shit
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
amber trap
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
i've only heard like 3 songs off dark side of the moon, and they all sucked, i think this has to do with the fact that i've never liked weed or liked people that smoke weed
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
hot snakes - suicide invoice
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
no bar food, it's at urban lounge so it's just alcohol where the cheapest beer is a plastic cup of coors for 4 bucks
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
is this band worth seeing live? they are coming to salt lake wednesday with blood ceremony and i am wondering if i should fork out 20 for it
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
weeeee
shoe_salesman 1 day ago
10/10
shoe_salesman 2 days ago
ok :/
shoe_salesman 2 days ago
i'm a cast member on SNL and i would have never gotten to that point without being creative on here
shoe_salesman 2 days ago
you're a gimmick?
shoe_salesman 2 days ago
my parents could never afford to get me them, haha when i went for the orthicodontal screening the dude actually screamed when i opened my mouth
shoe_salesman 2 days ago
one more paycheck and i will be able to afford invisalign, basically here will be the process
1) i have to go in and get my teeth "shaped" where they like grind them down, that is like at least a thousand bucks
2) i have to wear regular braces for only 3 months until my teeth get to the stage where invisalign will actually work
3) i do the invisalign which is really expensive but basically i will look like a completely different person when its all done
4) after that i am going to pay for a massive tooth whitening/cleaning
5) quit smoking
6) when i get more cash i will probably get surgery to remove my second tongue that grows from my inner cheek, its actually a birthmark type thing, just like an extra piece of flesh, but i need to get the shit removed
shoe_salesman 2 days ago
you do realize robert downey jr checked himself into a treatment center for like a year right? he didn't move to a city an hour away from los angeles and get drunk and have fist fights with his dad
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
You've prob noticed I grew up eating canned shit, my mom was a nutcase and wouldn't let us eat fresh shit because she thought the stuff sprayed on it was from the govt for mind control, now she has Alzheimer's and she is actually more sane WITH the disease than she was without it, I haven't seen her in like 6 years, I just pay this guy named Jim 100 bucks every 2 months to stop in and see her a pretend he's me
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Canned peas are really good might make those too with some butter
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Doesn't asparagus make people smell funny kinda like garlic does, also does it taste just kind of like a big green bean, never had it but I see it all the time when I'm passing through the produce section
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Josh, I thought that movie was in color not black and white
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Anyone?
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
im not even tryng to be funny, im not over-exaggerating, "exhale" might be one of the worst "heavy" songs by any band i have ever heard in my life
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Was rootin for her
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Do you and your band mates give each other blowjobs?
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Well here is the singers wife
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Speaking of Elton John, he is gay
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
They proved like 5 years ago having a sense of humor is not genetical
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
It's a balloon animal I thought
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard right now
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
I haven't cried in like 11 hours bitch
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Has your wife ever run in the Kentucky derby
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
My name is Garth not girth
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
And gumbo-brain arrives
shoe_salesman 3 days ago
Whoa, how many inches are in one ounce?
» try a different search
