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Tim Lambesis prison inmate ID card for sale on eBay

4/8/2016 7:10:44 AM PT   comments [10]

Tim Lambesis inmate ID for sale

Tim Lambesis, founder and frontman of defunct metalcore act As I Lay Dying, has been imprisoned at the California Rehabilitation Center (CRC) in Norco, California since July 2014. If this is news to you, welcome back to Earth, and start catching up here.

Anyway, curiously, a "Tim Lambesis Inmate ID" is now for sale via eBay with a starting bid of $500. The seller claims to have been incarcerated with Lambesis:

"Tim Lambesis is an American musician and producer, best known as the founding member and lead vocalist of American metal-core band As I Lay Dying. He was sentenced in May 2014 to six years for trying to hire a hit-man to murder his wife. Current owner (who wishes to remain anonymous) of this article was incarcerated with Tim and befriended him. When asked by Tim what he could do for his close friend (and self-claimed biggest fan!), this identification card was given to him by request. There is only one like it... outside of prison, that is."

Well, now you know.


Comments
anonymous   posted 4/8/2016 7:18:45 AM
I'd buy this only so I could hire a hitman to kill my wife with it

(i'm not married)
anonymous   posted 4/8/2016 7:18:49 AM
Wovenwar is stoked
anonymous   posted 4/8/2016 7:41:01 AM
Wovenwar is also hot garbage too. That band stinks
anonymous   posted 4/8/2016 8:19:41 AM
Hey I'm your biggest fan. Give me something to sell.
fck Tim, but fck this guy harder.
anonymous   posted 4/8/2016 8:29:15 AM
^^ your fcking face is hot garbage raccoon toilet swamp shitter
anonymous   posted 4/8/2016 9:22:22 AM
bullshiiiiit...some prison employee printed him off a new one and kept this. so fcking what.
anonymous   posted 4/8/2016 4:01:05 PM
Charles Manson is stoked.
anonymous   posted 4/9/2016 2:11:53 PM
Wow someone's gonna get fired for this
anonymous   posted 4/9/2016 7:22:54 PM
Rehab center????? For hire to kill? He should be in San Quentin.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 11:02:11 AM
Still 0 bidders as of this comment.