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Westboro Baptist Church: God killed Jeff Hanneman (Slayer)

5/3/2013 7:38:18 AM PT   comments [38]

When it comes to the well-documented idiocy of the Westboro Baptist Church, I'm never sure whether to laugh or to cry. They are at least adept at one thing, however, and that's stirring up controversy. And I hate giving them yet another sliver of attention, which they so desperately seek, but I can't resist.

By now, you all know that Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman passed away yesterday. Well, it didn't take long for the fine folks at Westboro Baptist to pounce, with the following Tweet (I'm extremely hopeful that about 12,973 of their 12,982 followers pay attention for entertainment purposes). Anyway, there's really nothing else to say about it, I suppose. You all know what to do (shake your head, move on, and listen to some Slayer).


Westboro Baptist goes after Slayer's Jeff Hanneman
Comments
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Jeff Hanneman's liver is god?
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
no, alcohol is god.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Well according to Slayer God hates us all. So yes, this I most likely true.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Keep the puns coming
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
who the fck idolized the dude from kriss kross?
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
god hates sages
AnalButt   posted 356 days ago
I really hope there is a hell
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
LIVER GOD. HAIL LIVER GOD! LIVER GOD GOOD.
xBottomFeederx   posted 356 days ago
Found out Hanneman died and blasted "Jesus Saves" for 25 minutes on repeat last night
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
who's the black dude?
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
That sage deserved it
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
fck you westboro...you goddamn freaks
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Do these people actually have a church building. If so, Varg should make it his next hit. fcking lunatics.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Looks like they really love that hating and killing stuff don't they. I suggest they start listening to Slayer and blow off some steam. Oh and I want to know if they count their dead too or just "our" idols? Is it God who killed their brains before he took a turn on Jeff? I have nothing against the church, it's just these living idiots who persist in keeping on living, but I'm sure their god will take care of that soon enough.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
omg these guys are so edgy
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Hey, you know what's an even better idea than pissing off anonymous? Pissing off LAMBGOAT. Stupid bigot church.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Masters of trolling
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Where the fck is the crew from gorgoroth when you need them.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
They will do anything for attention. Pathetic fcks
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Someone seriously needs to annihilate these fcking retards
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
once I get a terminal illness I am going to Indiana and buying a gun because they will sell em to anyone there, and I will personally wipe out these fcking insensitive dipshits.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
I can't wait until some of the prominent Westboro members pass away so that we can throw a pizza party at their funeral and blast Slayer. Who is in? I will travel anywhere for that.
MeatDelivery   posted 356 days ago
Someone do a driveby on this gay picket line.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
wooooowwwwwwww. This makes me very grateful to be a Slayer fan. Thats all I can say.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
anonymous posted 10 hours ago
who the fck idolized the dude from kriss kross?

right! So stupid. Kris Kross wouldve remained completely forgotten if it wasnt for that recent death.
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
WACO 2.0
anonymous   posted 356 days ago
Regardless of who it was who passed away, it was a human being
Those jerks have no right to post that nonsense.. I feel sorry for
Any of Jeff's friends and family that had to read that garbage...
conduit   posted 356 days ago
wait, so slayer are doing a duet with Kriss Kross? Should be killer like judgement night.
anonymous   posted 355 days ago
Why hasn't 4chan hacked their feeds yet?
anonymous   posted 355 days ago
westboro baptist church is overdue for a visit from arsonists.
anonymous   posted 355 days ago
Metal Music Blog has posted an open letter to Westboro in repsonse http://metalmusicblog.com/ 2013/05/05/an-open-letter- to-westboro-baptist-church /
anonymous   posted 353 days ago
We can all agree that Christian and everyone else hate the Westboro Baptist Church.
anonymous   posted 353 days ago
WBC = Lambgoat for christians
anonymous   posted 353 days ago
destroy fred phelps.
anonymous   posted 353 days ago
Everyone dies. fcking idiots...over, and over, and over again.
anonymous   posted 352 days ago
Please stop giving these people press. I'm pretty sure its just a money making scheme anyway. Ignore them so they go away.
anonymous   posted 351 days ago
No worries!! Hell Awaits for the Westboro Bastards and Hanneman will oversee their buring!
anonymous   posted 349 days ago
Doesn't it say in that bible that you people read let he who is without sin cast the first stone? For a bunch of self righteous bible toting zealots you run around judging people and picketing funerals and all the other retarded crap that you do why cant you be like a normal cult and drink tainted Kool Aid and cut your balls off before you return to the mother ship. I am all for freedom of speech and freedom of religion it is the freedom of stupidity I have a problem with