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Westboro Baptist Church: God killed Jeff Hanneman (Slayer)

5/3/2013 7:38:18 AM PT   comments [39]

When it comes to the well-documented idiocy of the Westboro Baptist Church, I'm never sure whether to laugh or to cry. They are at least adept at one thing, however, and that's stirring up controversy. And I hate giving them yet another sliver of attention, which they so desperately seek, but I can't resist.

By now, you all know that Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman passed away yesterday. Well, it didn't take long for the fine folks at Westboro Baptist to pounce, with the following Tweet (I'm extremely hopeful that about 12,973 of their 12,982 followers pay attention for entertainment purposes). Anyway, there's really nothing else to say about it, I suppose. You all know what to do (shake your head, move on, and listen to some Slayer).

Westboro Baptist goes after Slayer's Jeff Hanneman

anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 7:41:10 AM
Jeff Hanneman's liver is god?
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 7:48:26 AM
no, alcohol is god.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 7:54:11 AM
Well according to Slayer God hates us all. So yes, this I most likely true.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 7:59:02 AM
Keep the puns coming
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 8:05:23 AM
who the fck idolized the dude from kriss kross?
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 8:48:21 AM
god hates sages
AnalButt   posted 5/3/2013 8:56:47 AM
I really hope there is a hell
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 10:24:46 AM
xBottomFeederx   posted 5/3/2013 10:32:17 AM
Found out Hanneman died and blasted "Jesus Saves" for 25 minutes on repeat last night
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 10:47:23 AM
who's the black dude?
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 10:53:30 AM
That sage deserved it
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 11:39:17 AM
fck you westboro...you goddamn freaks
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 11:50:20 AM
Do these people actually have a church building. If so, Varg should make it his next hit. fcking lunatics.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 12:23:48 PM
Looks like they really love that hating and killing stuff don't they. I suggest they start listening to Slayer and blow off some steam. Oh and I want to know if they count their dead too or just "our" idols? Is it God who killed their brains before he took a turn on Jeff? I have nothing against the church, it's just these living idiots who persist in keeping on living, but I'm sure their god will take care of that soon enough.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 12:43:42 PM
omg these guys are so edgy
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 1:18:20 PM
Hey, you know what's an even better idea than pissing off anonymous? Pissing off LAMBGOAT. Stupid bigot church.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 3:17:31 PM
Masters of trolling
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 3:50:28 PM
Where the fck is the crew from gorgoroth when you need them.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 3:56:31 PM
They will do anything for attention. Pathetic fcks
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 4:03:57 PM
Someone seriously needs to annihilate these fcking retards
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 4:50:25 PM
once I get a terminal illness I am going to Indiana and buying a gun because they will sell em to anyone there, and I will personally wipe out these fcking insensitive dipshits.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 5:02:32 PM
I can't wait until some of the prominent Westboro members pass away so that we can throw a pizza party at their funeral and blast Slayer. Who is in? I will travel anywhere for that.
MeatDelivery   posted 5/3/2013 5:28:40 PM
Someone do a driveby on this gay picket line.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 6:16:33 PM
wooooowwwwwwww. This makes me very grateful to be a Slayer fan. Thats all I can say.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 6:19:28 PM
anonymous posted 10 hours ago
who the fck idolized the dude from kriss kross?

right! So stupid. Kris Kross wouldve remained completely forgotten if it wasnt for that recent death.
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 6:58:53 PM
WACO 2.0
anonymous   posted 5/3/2013 8:39:31 PM
Regardless of who it was who passed away, it was a human being
Those jerks have no right to post that nonsense.. I feel sorry for
Any of Jeff's friends and family that had to read that garbage...
conduit   posted 5/3/2013 11:50:18 PM
wait, so slayer are doing a duet with Kriss Kross? Should be killer like judgement night.
anonymous   posted 5/4/2013 2:54:42 AM
Why hasn't 4chan hacked their feeds yet?
anonymous   posted 5/4/2013 1:51:54 PM
westboro baptist church is overdue for a visit from arsonists.
anonymous   posted 5/4/2013 9:04:33 PM
Metal Music Blog has posted an open letter to Westboro in repsonse http://metalmusicblog.com/ 2013/05/05/an-open-letter- to-westboro-baptist-church /
anonymous   posted 5/6/2013 8:20:34 AM
We can all agree that Christian and everyone else hate the Westboro Baptist Church.
anonymous   posted 5/6/2013 2:37:42 PM
WBC = Lambgoat for christians
anonymous   posted 5/6/2013 6:09:46 PM
destroy fred phelps.
anonymous   posted 5/6/2013 7:05:48 PM
Everyone dies. fcking idiots...over, and over, and over again.
anonymous   posted 5/7/2013 7:48:06 AM
Please stop giving these people press. I'm pretty sure its just a money making scheme anyway. Ignore them so they go away.
anonymous   posted 5/8/2013 8:57:22 AM
No worries!! Hell Awaits for the Westboro Bastards and Hanneman will oversee their buring!
anonymous   posted 5/10/2013 6:31:17 PM
Doesn't it say in that bible that you people read let he who is without sin cast the first stone? For a bunch of self righteous bible toting zealots you run around judging people and picketing funerals and all the other retarded crap that you do why cant you be like a normal cult and drink tainted Kool Aid and cut your balls off before you return to the mother ship. I am all for freedom of speech and freedom of religion it is the freedom of stupidity I have a problem with
anonymous   posted 4/26/2017 12:33:30 PM
It's true The almighty killed one of most Evilest metal musican,Look at hanneman lyrics.westboro has the chutzpah unlike other churches who are wimps and care about your wallet and church membership size.no one likes the truth!and slayer has always suck and on nuclear blast lol