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Fred Durst: Do not fucking touch me!

6/8/2012 8:57:40 AM PT   comments [30]

I'm sure none of you would attend a Limp Bizkit concert, let alone touch Fred Durst. But just in case, be advised, if you ever try to swap hats with Fred, he might "knock you the fuck out."




Sorry, I didn't mean to corrode your blissful day with mention of Fred Durst.
Comments
anonymous   posted 347 days ago
dude is a pussy
anonymous   posted 347 days ago
lolololollll
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
Limp bizkit on lambgoat? Hot dog flavored water is stoked
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
"Don't switch hats with me, I'm not superman!"
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
what a faggot
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
Someone resurrect Buddyhead, asap.
ineedsalt   posted 346 days ago
haha buddyhead used to be awesome
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
How the fuck do they still have fans?
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
fuck fred durst ill knock him out wish he'd read this and come find me!
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
rape victims from woodstock '99 are stoked..
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
Frankie Palmeri is stoked
sharkthemick   posted 346 days ago
God I hate him, Please insert Glen Danzig punch here!! Someone needs to knock him the fuck out!!
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
tour with North Side Kings already
FrankiePalmeri   posted 346 days ago
Im hella stoked.


Swag.
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
Frankie palmeri and fred durst are twin douchers, who love a good ol cockfest.
dog_boner   posted 346 days ago
bald dude thats bald doesnt want anyone to see he's bald
xDFAx   posted 346 days ago
Adidas track suits are stoked
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
He's just a little sensitive, I wouldn't want to be touched by anyone either after taking Birdman's cock up my asshole and mouth for many months.
blankzzz   posted 346 days ago
none of the bands talked about on this site come even close to touching the level of greatness limp bizkit possess.
anonymous   posted 346 days ago
You can't be anymore fake than that.
Dude was acting like he was so happy to have people on stage or should I say "fans" then he snuffs one in the face just for grabbing his hat.
Oh well, i'd prolly done the same.
That or Durst is wicked homophobic after that video of him banging some other dude leaked now.
anonymous   posted 345 days ago
His voice sounds a lot like Scott Vogel's hah.
anonymous   posted 345 days ago
Fred Durst's IQ has to be around 90. About the same as Scott Vogel.
anonymous   posted 345 days ago
Flat bil hats are stoked!
stewietantrum   posted 345 days ago
Fred Durst... What a dipshit. How does that guy still have a career?

That's right, Fred. I said it. Fight me in 1999.
anonymous   posted 345 days ago
Hadouken!
anonymous   posted 344 days ago
Hollywood Undead would kick his ass.
anonymous   posted 344 days ago
Retard Fred Durst missed a perfect opportunity to launch into "Break Stuff"
DO not fucking touch me! and if my day keeps going this way I just might BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT!!
Snoopy2   posted 344 days ago
He did it all for the nookie
anonymous   posted 343 days ago
I don't know who's worse, Justice of TUI or Durst of Limp Bizkit
anonymous   posted 342 days ago
seems to be relative to Justice TUI I guess...