It's been officially decided (by me) that the most annoying song of 2011 is "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5
. There's no contest; this insipid, stupid fucking pop song is an affront to the human race. Or rather it should be. But of course it's not -- it's like the biggest hit of year. Whatever, humans.
How anyone can willingly jam to this thing in their car, living room, or headphones is beyond me. If you listen to this track in your 1988 Mazda Miata, the only thing worse than the music is your 1988 Mazda Miata.
And although listening to "Moves Like Jagger" is painful, watching Maroon 5 perform it is downright horrifying. I know a lot of women love singer Adam Levine and all, but he clearly has no dignity. Watch this video and suffer. Suffer like I have. Let that revolting, whistling hook eat away at your soul, all while Adam Levine gleefully writhes about the stage, imploring you to taste his essence (or something like that). Fuck him, and fuck this song.